Oh how Craftiness has swept the Portland Scene. With passion as fierce as a great tsunami, the people of this city have set their little hands to work to make little things. And, never being one to shun social responsibility, or responsibility of any kind, for that matter, I too set these sweet baby digits to action.
Magnets! Magnets galore. These were inspired by some hoes I shall identify, left to right, top row first:
Ms. Sarah White
Ms. Hoighty Toighty
Cute Soft Round Furry Creatures Everywhere
Mr. David Rousseau
Unknown-by Mr. David Rousseau
Females In Specs Everywere
Ms. Kelly Meanswell
We are going to set ourselves up at the Last Thursday Market with babies like these. In the winter we'll drink hot chocolate, in the summer we'll drink ice tea. Except Kelly, who will be drinking diamonds throughout the seasons thanks to the massive profits we'll be raking in.
1 comment:
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Person 1: I tried Steve's program. I used to make doilies. Now my company is the number one doily company in America. His scheme, i mean plan, is so successful, little children in Thailand make them now.
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