Lord Of The Rings?

No, it's just the Holt Family Munchkins, an assortment of Sprites, Fairies and Fire-Elves.

Prehistoric Party Baby.

John and I made some Decorative Dinos for the Prehistoric Party.

John's Dinos:

My Dino and her Dinositas.

I'll Hair Your Do.

It's pretty important that everyone at work wears the same Hair Dos as each other everyday, so I made this flexible weekly Calendar. The Do's are attached by velcro so they can be rotated in and out of the ever increasing Do Collection.

Five Girls Edging The Field, (Baby).

Phil treated Sarah and her lovers to The Decemberists' outdoor concert held at Edgefield. It was a lovely evening and after the show we toured cute cute premises, full of gardens and tucked away hobbit bars. Then, suddenly, I had a funny feeling that it was time for a self-timer group photo.


The framing was off and the background quite blah so next we tried for one in front the sunflowers. I waited for the crowds to pass, and thinking all was clear I ran back to the group. Oh but I was so wrong! Some little children with parents in tow tried to walk between us and the camera. I had to save the pictur! I jumped in front of the kids and flapped my arms and a leg wildly through the air! Frightened, they jumped back and the photo was saved.


When one of those Observent Observers (O.O.s) saw how desparate we were for a nice photo he offered to take one for us. So naturally when a passerby noticed that we were posing he jumped into the frame. Click! Finally, a perfect shot of the girlfriends! ...And some guy.

Meet My God Doghter.

Wonder Doggy! My roommate found a Little Miss Daschund for free on craigslist. But here's the question: Can YOU find her?

Here are your clues to identifying her whereabouts in the above image: She's three years old, supernice, supercute, superfunny and rarely barks. She now belongs to Kelly Meanswell. The dog is currently experiencing an identity crisis: Kelly just hates her previous name, Raindog, but hasn't yet chosen another. Some possibilities: Daisy, Bon Jovi, Chili, Shakira, Maybe, and Cranberry.

Still can't see her? For the answer, turn your computer upside down.

Carolyn And The Purple Train.

A train-fence! And a weirdo dressed in white.

Slice Slightly Matured.

Remember that Slice Of The North End? Well here it is again. It's still cooking.

Team SuperFast: The Logo Is Here!!!

Because we're superfast.
In order of height: Gabe, Zoe and Emma.
Team memorabilia for sale soon.
Root for Team SuperFast!!! Team SuperFast is number one!!! Goooooo Team SuperFast!!!

Silly Jilly.

Do you recognize that nice butt? Yeah, it's Jill's, and yeah, she ripped open the ass of her pants bending over at work. This is Jill on the T that same day carrying home trash bags full of sticky old sbux syrup bottles for recycling.

Lesbianic Hosery.

Jill and Kathy's new hose for their Portland garden!!! Yesssssssss.

Lana Daisy.

Summer!
My roommate Lana lost in the daisies in our front yard.
A beautiful day.

Clouds Clouds.

Oh! My sunrise this morning.

BurgerSville: "What's Fresh?"

The 'S' is no mistake. I am the leader of the private revolution to call the cage-free-egg-loving-northwest-fast-food-chain by its true name: Burgersville.

Special Attention: This was Emma's first visit. She loved it so much she's picking up a job application. What a beautiful story!!!

P.S. Go ahead, ask me what was fresh. I dare you baby.
P.P.S. You can't escape your mistake.