Friday, November 17, 2006

Deluxe Fucking Furnishings.

Did you know that I could easily afford a matching bedroom furniture set? I did. I'm fucking loaded. And I like to show off my material goods. Take a look at my Signature Cardboard Collection.

The Jewelry Box.
Some of us aren't lucky enough to have a Lesbian Girlfriend to buy us one.

The Entertainment Center/Night Stand.
This piece also slides out to triple as a Painting Table.

The Shelving Unit.
Shelves such valuables as the bubblegum-scented '13 Going on 30,' the ever vital Oxford Japanese-English Dictionary, and the Boggle.

The Underwear Drawer.
Probably my favorite part of the house.

Oh my! Stop looking at my underwear! Well my word, I neva.

3 comments:

Sizzle said...

Def my favorite post ever. I love your matching furniture! It's so chic. Especially the string cheese underwear box. I would like to caution you about your entertainment shelving unit bowing under the pressure of whatever stuff you have stacked on top of it, though. That's the only tricky thing about cardboard furniture.

Also.. your homemade jewelry box and the associated comments are amazing and *HILARIOUS*. Well done, Zoedeth ("sic" me and you die!). Well done.

Anonymous said...

i can't believe you hid your interior design talents when we were living together. you major ho.
*and*
why are you called zoed(i)th when it's just you? what about me, sam?? it's an all inclusive sort of name, you can't just go yelling it around when it's not both of us.

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