O Diorama, My Diorama.

Yesssss! This is a Starbucks holiday setup item and I got to take it home and have my way with it. Look at it now!!!! It is a celebration of me and my roommates here in this house in Portlandia. And damn, are we excited to be playing in the snow out there or what?

P.S. You should click on the photo to get a better look. It's worth it, baby.

How To Be A Kidnapper.

You Can Do It Too.

Step 1: Send Your Wits To The Coast For The Weekend.


Step 2: Prep The Secret Room In The Basement That You Only Just Found Last Week. Wait, No Prep Necessary; There's Already One Chair And A Roll Of Ducktape In There.


Step 3: Bake Your Victim Creepy Passive-Aggressive Cookies That Say "EAT ME." Throw An 'Alice In Wonderland' Theme Party So Friends And Houseguests Don't Suspect.

I Think I'm Falling.

Multnomah Falls. I went there with the coolest crowd in town, baby. Check it: Alex, Emily, Sara, and her brother, John, and dad, Bob. Booyakashah.

Hott Humus.

The prettiest compost in all the land.

Caméra Vérité.

(Sara and her brother John at New Seasons Market in Portland.)

Grocery Shopping: it's what we do. Yeah, it isn't Trader Joe's at Coolidge Corner on a Friday night; but Sara, it's our very own P-Town version, baby.

A Growing Girl.

That's funny, I always thought that I growed, girl. Then they wrote a book about it so I guess it's really true! I'm a Gardener now, so get with it, get over it, and move on, Bitch.

The Greatest Mind Bender Of All Time.

During our phone conversation this afternoon, Kathy and I stumbled upon a hypothetical. What If the three chronically single straighties pictured together above, Sarah, Zoe, and Renee, were to end their singledoms by uniting with each other? What if? I Challenge you to the Greatest Mind Bender Of All Time: try to imagine that threesome. I've already failed: the Weirdness Dynamic knocked me off my feet and I didn't even get a chance to begin. But can you succeed? If you are up to the Challenge, post any thoughts or scenarios below. Good luck, baby.

(note: Sarah and Renee, I heartily understand if you cannot take up the Challenge, but encourage you to make it farther than I did. Rewards will be great and bountiful, including hearing my laugh echo out across this great country and into your ears.)

Bye Bye.

David and Sarah. Peace.

Sulicious.

This is Suli, the cat of Emily and Alex. Even if you don't usually like cats, you'd like her. She's nice and fun and soft and pretty.