Zoë's Photo Journal

Fruit of Tulum

2011-10-14T09:31:00.001-07:00

Breakfast! White and Yellow Guava, Dragon Fruit, and Palma. With lime!

Aguacate: the local avocado--huge!

Coconuts.

Left: Sapote variation. Right: two different cactus fruits.

Orange: Ciruela (my FAVORITE!!!), White: local Jicama, Pink: Dragon Fruit (grows on a cactus vine).

Beach, Tulum

2011-10-14T09:23:00.000-07:00

Me and My Baby Boy.

2009-10-24T22:35:00.000-07:00

Real Health Mini-Series: Episode 1.

2009-10-22T20:18:00.000-07:00

Real Skin Care
Part of my Real Health Mini-Series, brought to You by Me.

Nurse Jennie's Gift.

2009-10-13T08:36:00.000-07:00

The most fuckin amazing glove. Used, enhanced and commemorated by the Jennie Bennie. She is so thoughtful and sanitary that I want to marry her.
Marry me, Jennie Bennie.

Hibiscusilikem.

2009-09-26T19:17:00.001-07:00

That's the German name of this flower, I say.
I like this plant and it's mine. This isn't the kind of Hibiscus you would use to make tea, however. I'll have that one at a later date, and we shall have a tea partea.

The Caring Pablito.

2009-07-09T09:30:00.000-07:00

The Pabs sweetly tending to some seedlings.
But in real life, Mr. Pablo gets jealous when I take care of the plants. He grabs my clothes and pulls me away.

Street Cleaning in Hollywood.

2009-07-03T16:17:00.000-07:00

No Parking Fridays 4pm-7pm.

A Very Pretty Day.

2009-06-19T17:34:00.000-07:00

One of very many here in the California. I'm glad I'm here!

Lovely colors taken by Mama.

Super rad wild succulents watching the waves below.

The Passion.

2009-06-05T11:58:00.000-07:00

This flower surprises everyone who sees it. Sarah M. calls it her favorite, Portland Nursery made it its emblem, Eva delighted in its layered design and Deborah mistook it for a funky plastic decoration. When I first saw it, I thought it was incredible. But now, the longer I look at it, the more creeped out I get, Man. It's like a freaky alien trying to take over the world: go up close and check out all its weirdo pods and vining patterns some time. As nutty as the flower itself, I tell you.

Just Cute.

2009-05-17T15:32:00.000-07:00

And so nice! Me lovie him. Good Boy.

We Keep Unrollin' A Lawn.

2009-05-16T22:43:00.000-07:00

Yes, you heard me correctly Miss Ashley Jarrett.

A few hours spent this morning tearing up a lawn in preparation for a family's edible garden. Part of a totally rockin' rad weekend-long permaculture-principled event called Gardens Of Gratitude.

Back in the Desert.

2009-05-07T11:08:00.000-07:00

At the West Coast Women's Permaculture Retreat, May 1-3, 2009 at Quail Springs.

From the tent. Desert Wind, yo.

Retro-fit.

Cob home.

December Edibles.

2008-12-24T10:42:00.001-08:00

A true Cali Breaky, Baby. Papaya drenched with citrus, picked from mama's little Meyer Lemon tree outside. And 9 Grain toast buttered with peanuts and topped with pomegranite seeds, fruit from somebody's friendly tree down the street.

These cookies don't belong anywhere near the human body, nonetheless they are my and Meredith's absolute faves, Babe. Cookies courtesy of Stam.

Papa made some chocolate sauce and caramel sauce for the annual holiday sale at the tennis club. I made the sign.

!Pablo! Mucho Gusto.

2008-01-28T19:50:00.000-08:00

Meet Pablo! My baby's first fotografia, Bebita. He a sweetie. Here he is about 10 weeks old. Good Boy.

Freaky Babies, Baby.

2008-01-26T12:55:00.001-08:00

These Sweet Little Freaks want their Cake!!!

Avery as a Squishy Baby. What a cutie!

December.

2007-12-31T19:51:00.000-08:00

Miss Jennie Gamble: Even Smaller Than You Thought.

Ashely, I just wanted to share this nice photo of squeeze bottle mayonnaise with you. That's right, MAYONNAISE. MOIST. MEAL. PANTIES.

My first Little Person Oil Portrait.

We were Hott in the Forest Grove Christmas Parade, Baby.

Remember November?

2007-12-04T11:16:00.000-08:00

Oh sweet Autumn on the Hawthorne Bridge.

Beneath the gazebo at work.

Thanksgiving Abba-ing, Baby.

Thanksgiving "Stam on the Beach." It's a new drink, Baby.

Imagine Halloween.

2007-11-11T21:00:00.000-08:00

An amazingly ridiculous customer, Bobby Boy, mocks us with a smile.

Customer Jonah delights in coming behind the counter and telling Kiki to get to work. Marc's Buddah Mask looks on.

Look at these scary weirdos. Who are those freaks, anyway?

Bart shows up at the neighbor's garden where the trees have eyes.

October Days October Plays.

2007-11-02T09:32:00.001-07:00

Location Scouting for upcoming documentary shoot, ONE WOMAN'S JOURNEY TO THE PEAK OF MOUNT TABOR. Co-Producer Kelly Means points The Way.

Were you one of the extremely select few to receive my Handcrafted Signature Halloween 2007 Postcard? Probably not. But you can still enjoy it via the World Wide Web! You lucky bastard.

Dinner For One!

2007-10-29T23:35:00.001-07:00

Being single is the best!

Concepts For Dinner.

2007-10-27T00:33:00.000-07:00

This Season's Must Have: The Concept Plate.

Fall Baby Fall.

2007-10-22T22:38:00.001-07:00

Skipt to the Sckotched
Leafens on the Rockts.

Gabey Babey.

2007-10-14T20:45:00.003-07:00

Ohhhhhhhh! Look at Little Gabey Babey going off on another of his adventures! And his hat! Today I dropped him off near the on ramp for I-5 South so that he could hitch a ride down to Northern Cali to visit Sara on her farm. And now he is safely there! Yay!

Apple Tasting!

2007-10-14T00:19:00.000-07:00

The Portland Nursery had their annual apple (and pear and asian pear) tasting this weekend. There were dozens of varieties and each had a really distinct flavoria, but my all time favorite is still your mom.

Portland Marathon 2007!!!

2007-10-07T22:25:00.000-07:00

Team Morantastico y Team YMCA trained all year for this day! And they did it, baby! So Awesome.

Here come the cutie sisters!

There goes the cutie husband!

At the end of the race one of the Champions lets me take a picture with her. So lucky!

And back at the ranch yet another Champion poses for me! But it's her baby who really loves the camera. And would you look at the Morantastic Running Company's sponsers? The Bon Savants and Mountain View Tree Farms! Holy shit these girls got connections.

Yeeeehaaaaaaa Congrats Sarah, Dorothy and Eric!!!

Jennie Benny.

2007-09-29T23:22:00.000-07:00

I will paint this portrait of Jennie in my oils class.

California Transplants.

2007-09-20T07:43:00.000-07:00

My little succulent garden cut and uprooted from Mama's yard in Cali.

Girls Girls Girls.

2007-09-18T10:28:00.001-07:00

My room is kind of embarrassing and that's why I'm showing it off, girlfriend. All it really needs are some fairies, ballerinas and unicorns.

Aaaauurrooooorrraaaa. Aurora. Aurora!

2007-09-16T21:47:00.000-07:00

Our fire in the place. Green light courtesy of Sara Holt. Reminds me exactly of the witch's misty globe calling Aurora to the spindle in Disney's Sleeping Beauty.

Birthday Picnic.

2007-09-04T11:45:00.000-07:00

A warm evening picnic at Mount Tabor.

Fam Fam.

2007-09-04T11:43:00.001-07:00

Mi familia en California.

A Lily Round.

2007-09-04T11:40:00.000-07:00

A round of Lily, please.

Damn You Wish You Were A Gangsta (Like Lily And Me).

2007-08-21T22:31:00.000-07:00

Lily needed a vacation from The Lesbians so she cashed in her savings, bought a ticket on Kitty Hawk Airlines and flew out to visit me for a couple weeks. Together we're living the life: kicking asses and cuddling left and right.

!Ella No Esta Triste!

2007-08-15T12:28:00.000-07:00

Oh Trista you're so cute!!!

Profiling.

2007-08-14T22:11:00.000-07:00

WonderDog!!! Now officially her name is Chili, but who gives a flying fuck? Clearly not me and my roommates because we can only call her Wonder...Dog, that is. Anway, here's a nice profile shot of my good pal.

Team SuperFast Goes Coast To Coast.

2007-08-13T23:38:00.001-07:00

The three founders of Team SuperFast: Gabe, Zoe and Emma. Photo taken just before Emma flew back to Pennsylvania to spread the Speed.

Here in Portland, we miss her already.
But she'll be back.
Oh yes. She will.

A Renewed Lover.

2007-08-10T22:08:00.000-07:00

Wow! I have fallen in love with dinosaurs all over again! Instead of doodling flowers, I doodle dinos; instead of drawing hearts on customers' cups, I draw dinos. I just can't get dinos off my mind, or my wall! Here's the newest addition to dino family in our living room.
Acrylic on plexi-glas, baby.

A Sneakity Peakity.

2007-08-01T12:19:00.000-07:00

Thanksgiving 2005. Oh look at the Babies. Looking forward to Thanksgiving 2007, but Steve, no Thanksgiving will ever beat the one we had in 2006. If you know what I mean, Baby.

Photos from an Amazingly Wonderful Album given to me by Miss Kiyo.

I Never Told You.

2007-08-01T12:11:00.001-07:00

Kim, Cliff, and Meredith, I never told you that I used you in my post-apocalyptic collage painting (a work-in-progress). Meredith, I used the photo you took of the plane. Kim and Cliff, that's a picture of you waking up in the camper in the garage in Oregon City.

Lord Of The Rings?

2007-07-31T02:47:00.001-07:00

No, it's just the Holt Family Munchkins, an assortment of Sprites, Fairies and Fire-Elves.

Prehistoric Party Baby.

2007-07-29T22:45:00.000-07:00

John and I made some Decorative Dinos for the Prehistoric Party.

John's Dinos:

My Dino and her Dinositas.

I'll Hair Your Do.

2007-07-24T23:05:00.000-07:00

It's pretty important that everyone at work wears the same Hair Dos as each other everyday, so I made this flexible weekly Calendar. The Do's are attached by velcro so they can be rotated in and out of the ever increasing Do Collection.

Five Girls Edging The Field, (Baby).

2007-07-22T23:22:00.000-07:00

Phil treated Sarah and her lovers to The Decemberists' outdoor concert held at Edgefield. It was a lovely evening and after the show we toured cute cute premises, full of gardens and tucked away hobbit bars. Then, suddenly, I had a funny feeling that it was time for a self-timer group photo.

The framing was off and the background quite blah so next we tried for one in front the sunflowers. I waited for the crowds to pass, and thinking all was clear I ran back to the group. Oh but I was so wrong! Some little children with parents in tow tried to walk between us and the camera. I had to save the pictur! I jumped in front of the kids and flapped my arms and a leg wildly through the air! Frightened, they jumped back and the photo was saved.

When one of those Observent Observers (O.O.s) saw how desparate we were for a nice photo he offered to take one for us. So naturally when a passerby noticed that we were posing he jumped into the frame. Click! Finally, a perfect shot of the girlfriends! ...And some guy.

Meet My God Doghter.

2007-07-21T09:48:00.000-07:00

Wonder Doggy! My roommate found a Little Miss Daschund for free on craigslist. But here's the question: Can YOU find her?

Here are your clues to identifying her whereabouts in the above image: She's three years old, supernice, supercute, superfunny and rarely barks. She now belongs to Kelly Meanswell. The dog is currently experiencing an identity crisis: Kelly just hates her previous name, Raindog, but hasn't yet chosen another. Some possibilities: Daisy, Bon Jovi, Chili, Shakira, Maybe, and Cranberry.

Still can't see her? For the answer, turn your computer upside down.

Carolyn And The Purple Train.

2007-07-16T23:30:00.000-07:00

A train-fence! And a weirdo dressed in white.

Slice Slightly Matured.

2007-07-14T15:35:00.000-07:00

Remember that Slice Of The North End? Well here it is again. It's still cooking.

Team SuperFast: The Logo Is Here!!!

2007-07-14T00:21:00.000-07:00

Because we're superfast.
In order of height: Gabe, Zoe and Emma.
Team memorabilia for sale soon.
Root for Team SuperFast!!! Team SuperFast is number one!!! Goooooo Team SuperFast!!!

Silly Jilly.

2007-07-09T22:49:00.000-07:00

Do you recognize that nice butt? Yeah, it's Jill's, and yeah, she ripped open the ass of her pants bending over at work. This is Jill on the T that same day carrying home trash bags full of sticky old sbux syrup bottles for recycling.

Lesbianic Hosery.

2007-07-08T23:28:00.000-07:00

Jill and Kathy's new hose for their Portland garden!!! Yesssssssss.

Lana Daisy.

2007-07-05T22:19:00.000-07:00

Summer!
My roommate Lana lost in the daisies in our front yard.
A beautiful day.

Clouds Clouds.

2007-07-02T22:22:00.000-07:00

Oh! My sunrise this morning.

BurgerSville: "What's Fresh?"

2007-07-02T22:15:00.000-07:00

The 'S' is no mistake. I am the leader of the private revolution to call the cage-free-egg-loving-northwest-fast-food-chain by its true name: Burgersville.

Special Attention: This was Emma's first visit. She loved it so much she's picking up a job application. What a beautiful story!!!

P.S. Go ahead, ask me what was fresh. I dare you baby.
P.P.S. You can't escape your mistake.

Kiki's Koo Koo Cuppy Puppy.

2007-06-30T15:44:00.000-07:00

Kiki is just AMAZING at decorating sbux cups for her men! My word! Look at this! I want one! This one is for Jonah, a former Boflex model, who is married and has a baby and more importantly a dog. But he'll keep coming back for more Hazelnut Americanos like this one. I know I would.

June's Last Thursday.

2007-06-30T15:42:00.000-07:00

Is Last Thursday always this psychedelic? Probably. But the point is my little friend the Oris drove up from Berkeley in human form as her true self the Clementine and we rocked it with Team Super Fast and A&E, if you know what I mean. Probably not. Anyway, see Emma, Gabe and Clementine as we walk up Alberta after sunset.

Sweet Baby Kaevin.

2007-06-27T23:08:00.000-07:00

Oregon City's Little Caveman celebrated his 3rd birthday on June 26, 2007!

Presenting The Holt Family Band.

2007-06-25T09:29:00.000-07:00

Two guitars, a banjo, a uke and four chickens. It's Sara, Gabe, John and Emma in The Holt Family Band.

The Summer Window.

2007-06-12T16:55:00.000-07:00

Early evening.

Kiki's Foam Cones.

2007-06-10T22:54:00.000-07:00

The artist at work. She is a True Master.

Would you look at those motherfucking bracelets?

Foam Cone smashed in the face.
...And so the battle continues.

Portrait of a Parking Lot as a Young Woman.

2007-06-10T22:41:00.000-07:00

Seriously.

The Rose Parade.

2007-06-10T22:35:00.000-07:00

The 100th Rose Parade as seen from Private Seating on the 6th floor of a Smart Park.

The Dootiest Address Ever!

2007-06-07T23:40:00.000-07:00

Oh Doot, how I recall the Dootilicious Days. They were so Dooty. Thanks for the postcard, Doot! It must date back to somewhere between Winter 2005 and Summer 2006. Doot, I so loved rediscovering it.

A Slice Of The North End.

2007-06-06T09:15:00.000-07:00

Just north of the porch stairs you shall find Morning Glories, Sweet Peas, Moonflowers, Petunias, Gerber Daisies, Blue Fescue, Petite Marigolds, and Sage. Now that's a slice of pizza.

Garden Map South.

2007-05-30T22:17:00.000-07:00

Map to date of the southside.
Yellow=existing plants and structures.
Gray=what I've planted.

Scandal On Columbia!!!

2007-05-30T21:47:00.000-07:00

Kyle, I don't know how to tell you this, but I caught Kris and Scott talking yesterday. In plain daylight! Look, here's proof. Scott is clearly pictured above. To the left, sitting across from him, trying desperately to hide behind Some Dude, is Kris. Yes, that white shirt is Kris. I'm sorry Kyle. I am so, so sorry.

Hott Bod.

2007-05-29T21:59:00.000-07:00

Because I'm so great I made all my graduating friends magnets of my face. I always wished that I had gotten one of those when I graduated. But I also decided to don the Bartas with an early Christmas present and gave that lucky family a magnet too. My head must have looked a little crazy floating around the fridge door so Avery set to work and gave me a Hott Bod. Damn I look good. I hope Avery makes a whole line of Hott Bods for me.

Baby Got Backyard.

2007-05-27T21:22:00.000-07:00

A baby secret garden, the tiny backyard, overgrown.

Midnight In Your Future Of Love.

2007-05-23T21:30:00.000-07:00

Does this title make sense? Hells no!

Roses.

2007-05-16T21:09:00.000-07:00

Rosie Chow, you ask? So sorry, no. But these babies are at my house--where all the Roses of the world should be! Claro. Y tambien, te quiero Senorita Mamasita Rosita Hernandezita! Lai ba. Lai.

The Artistry of The Erial.

2007-05-09T17:47:00.000-07:00

By Erial Tompkins. Excerpted from Facebook.

Space, Time, and Pine Trees.

2007-05-08T00:53:00.000-07:00

A sunset through the trees at the top of Mount Tabor. Eva, this was the best shot I could get with what time I had, the earth rotating on its uptight schedule and everything. Mount Tabor is an extinct volcano.

FYI: Curious George Went To Town.

2007-04-30T23:39:00.000-07:00

Just thought you should know, my roommates work at the best patisserie in town, Pix. Do you realize how lucky this makes me? Also, Curious George (a.k.a. my Mom) is featured on the cover of the menu as pictured above on location at the Hawthorne shop.

Lesbe Cat Ladies.

2007-04-28T21:35:00.000-07:00

Yes, let's.

Gardinside.

2007-04-27T00:20:00.000-07:00

Take a last look at the Garden Inside before I move it out!

Baby Baby Baby: An Easter Story.

2007-04-21T00:41:00.000-07:00

Baby Bunny came to town.

So pretty. So sweet.

So reckless!

Introducing the Easter Egg Pocket.

I can't be sure, but am I cute?

Legend has it that Avery is still out there, wandering the Christmas Tree Farm in search of Easter Eggs.

Big Barta Babies.

2007-04-01T18:20:00.001-07:00

Sarah is holding giant monster baby aka Irelin at 7 months baby. When we laugh and smile, so does she! She always gets the joke; it's great that we don't have to explain the punchline to her like we do with those other kids.

For some very urgent reason not apparent to Sarah and me, Caveman threw together this outfit in about 4 seconds. I really like it. How about you? Also, Caveman tried to flood the house today by holding a running hose up to the screen door. He did a pretty good job too, because it took us a while to notice. He was so happy, what a smile he had on his face!

And please do notice Sarah's slammin' new haircut! Hottttttt!

No Action.

2007-03-31T19:49:00.000-07:00

No action, on my part that is. Look at what these little seeds did practically all on their own! Now I just need to give them some more space to do their living thing.

Growing on the table are Gerber Daisies (YESSS!!!), Cantalopes, three kinds of Tomatoes, two kinds of Peppers, Red and Blue Salvias, Livingstone Daisies, Geraniums, Strawflowers, Gourd Vines, Pink Carnations, Morning Glory Vines, Heliotrope, Alpine Poppies, Bee Balm, Pumpkins, and Marigolds. More to come, baby.

Oh my god! Wait! Stop everything!

Look out the window! There's a guy walking a Boston Terrier AND a Chocolate Lab! Okay gotta run outside and get his number. Peace.

Fame, Justice and Romance: The Tale of Two DVDs in L.A.

2007-03-30T23:08:00.000-07:00

When LE FRENCH FILM asked THIS LITTLE OLD TOWN out on a date, no one knew that sparks would fuckin fly, baby. Just look at those two completed DVDs enjoying a tea latte and a hot chocolate on a breezy Los Angeles evening. Two very different pieces by filmmaker Deborah Correa. They get on so well these days they never travel apart. And let's not pretend they don't know how Hott they look together.

Help!

2007-03-20T22:32:00.000-07:00

Those are my bills attacking me. Oh shit.

Poopsies At Work.

2007-03-16T18:19:00.000-07:00

Little heads. They're so Happening.
Our bulletin board at work actually turned into something fun: cute cute photos of our and our customers' pets! And if you look closely you'll see a drawing of me dreaming of my imaginary pugs, Olive--a black boy--and Angelina (as in the Ballerina)--a fawn girl.

O Action.

2007-03-04T22:52:00.000-08:00

Starters.
Today: Tomatoes, Serranos, Pablanos, Salvias, Geraniums, and Daisies.

Oh Dog.

2007-03-03T12:26:00.000-08:00

Store Meeting Fun Time.
This is Doggy Tahoe, a good girl.
Yes, a good good good girl girl. Boo. Boo boo.
She's my fave partner. She's Hott at making cappucinos. Woof!

O Diorama, My Diorama.

2007-02-19T19:29:00.000-08:00

Yesssss! This is a Starbucks holiday setup item and I got to take it home and have my way with it. Look at it now!!!! It is a celebration of me and my roommates here in this house in Portlandia. And damn, are we excited to be playing in the snow out there or what?

P.S. You should click on the photo to get a better look. It's worth it, baby.

How To Be A Kidnapper.

2007-02-18T23:10:00.000-08:00

You Can Do It Too.

Step 1: Send Your Wits To The Coast For The Weekend.

Step 2: Prep The Secret Room In The Basement That You Only Just Found Last Week. Wait, No Prep Necessary; There's Already One Chair And A Roll Of Ducktape In There.

Step 3: Bake Your Victim Creepy Passive-Aggressive Cookies That Say "EAT ME." Throw An 'Alice In Wonderland' Theme Party So Friends And Houseguests Don't Suspect.

I Think I'm Falling.

2007-02-17T21:06:00.000-08:00

Multnomah Falls. I went there with the coolest crowd in town, baby. Check it: Alex, Emily, Sara, and her brother, John, and dad, Bob. Booyakashah.

Hott Humus.

2007-02-12T19:09:00.000-08:00

The prettiest compost in all the land.

Caméra Vérité.

2007-02-11T20:27:00.000-08:00

(Sara and her brother John at New Seasons Market in Portland.)

Grocery Shopping: it's what we do. Yeah, it isn't Trader Joe's at Coolidge Corner on a Friday night; but Sara, it's our very own P-Town version, baby.

A Growing Girl.

2007-02-08T22:24:00.000-08:00

That's funny, I always thought that I growed, girl. Then they wrote a book about it so I guess it's really true! I'm a Gardener now, so get with it, get over it, and move on, Bitch.

The Greatest Mind Bender Of All Time.

2007-02-06T18:26:00.000-08:00

During our phone conversation this afternoon, Kathy and I stumbled upon a hypothetical. What If the three chronically single straighties pictured together above, Sarah, Zoe, and Renee, were to end their singledoms by uniting with each other? What if? I Challenge you to the Greatest Mind Bender Of All Time: try to imagine that threesome. I've already failed: the Weirdness Dynamic knocked me off my feet and I didn't even get a chance to begin. But can you succeed? If you are up to the Challenge, post any thoughts or scenarios below. Good luck, baby.

(note: Sarah and Renee, I heartily understand if you cannot take up the Challenge, but encourage you to make it farther than I did. Rewards will be great and bountiful, including hearing my laugh echo out across this great country and into your ears.)

Bye Bye.

2007-02-04T18:47:00.000-08:00

David and Sarah. Peace.

Sulicious.

2007-02-04T18:42:00.000-08:00

This is Suli, the cat of Emily and Alex. Even if you don't usually like cats, you'd like her. She's nice and fun and soft and pretty.

If On A Winter's Night A Crafter.

2007-01-22T22:40:00.000-08:00

Oh how Craftiness has swept the Portland Scene. With passion as fierce as a great tsunami, the people of this city have set their little hands to work to make little things. And, never being one to shun social responsibility, or responsibility of any kind, for that matter, I too set these sweet baby digits to action.

Magnets! Magnets galore. These were inspired by some hoes I shall identify, left to right, top row first:

Ms. Sarah White
Ms. Hoighty Toighty
Cute Soft Round Furry Creatures Everywhere
Mr. David Rousseau
Unknown-by Mr. David Rousseau
Females In Specs Everywere
Ms. Kelly Meanswell

We are going to set ourselves up at the Last Thursday Market with babies like these. In the winter we'll drink hot chocolate, in the summer we'll drink ice tea. Except Kelly, who will be drinking diamonds throughout the seasons thanks to the massive profits we'll be raking in.

Homely Tidbits.

2007-01-18T00:51:00.000-08:00

Corners of my home.

Bed.

2007-01-16T00:04:00.000-08:00

My room is clean. Trust me, you wish you were here.

Long Lost Photograph.

2007-01-14T00:49:00.000-08:00

On the set of STRIPES, winter 2004.

Thar She Goes.

2007-01-11T00:32:00.000-08:00

Thar goes Meredith through security at the Portland airport. Off to Boston for a quick week and then to South Ameredith for a few months. What will it be like without her? Oh dear.

Grrrrrr.

2007-01-07T20:11:00.000-08:00

I hate it when Meredith plays with other girls.

"Objectify Me" (Decapitated Productions, Ltd. - 2007)

2007-01-04T21:51:00.000-08:00

This is the cover for my new pop album, "Objectify Me."
Back to the basics: less about the music and more about the look, the album is set to be released sometime in April of this year as an excuse to show off that cool orange curtain with my neat outfit.

Dawn It!

2006-12-29T18:05:00.000-08:00

It dawned on me at work this morning: dawn was knocking at the window. So I stepped out into the cold wind to capture the dawn for you, because, gosh dawn it, it was quite dramatic for a dawn. And so I dawn you with pink robes of ruby light. And I dawn you...just in general.

Uh Ohhhh.

2006-12-28T21:16:00.000-08:00

Yo! This be Zoe C. here and I be welcomin' my bro's new girl Stephanie to da house. Yeah, you know what I's say'n. Yeah, a'ight, I be see'n Stephanie's worried mouth. No need to worry, girl! I's perfectly normal. Perfectly. Word. Peace out, yos.